Opening up the first text you get from your crush is seriously like opening a gift, you get so anxious and excited as to what it holds.
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
haa, look guys drew my first penis
you can’t control us.
People who eat their string cheese in bites need to calm down
Such tempting birthday cake… You son of a bitch.
Taking cold showers to get the horny monster out
//gets up at 1:20
"I wonder what’s for breakfast?"